Thursday, April 3, 2008

Reds 2 Wins 1 Not Win

Thanks to Yahoo and their freeking waiver wire on new players I missed this performance on all of my teams:
This guy:
2007 Bowman Chrome No. BC145 Johnny Cueto

The rookie pitcher that is up to the hype it seems after breezing through the minors last season and the Diamondbacks today.
What exactly did Cueto do?



Chris Young
PWNED!






Eric Byrnes
PWNED!






Mark Reynolds
PWNED!






Justin Upton
PWNED!






Doug Davis
PWNED!






Chris Young
What the hell was that?





Chris Burke
What the hell was that?





Eric Byrnes
What the hell was that?





Jeff Salazar
PWNED!






Chris Young
PWNED CUBED!




Except for a homer off of Johnny by Justin Upton this game was one hell of a forecast for the Reds future this season. Looks like we finally have the pitching to go with the hitting. Harrang is himself. Bronson is himself. And Keppinger was the man at the plate today. Whooda thunk it?

The Greatest Professional Baseball Team Ever
2 Wins 1 Not Win

Cincinnati Reds
3 Runs on 5 Hits

That other team
Who cares?
Cueto destroyed them, taunted their children,
took the yarn from the kids kittens and
Keppinger gave them a clinic at the plate


6 comments:

Brads55sRedsCards said...

Nice run down here! But where the ph*ck are the comments on my vintage cards ya jerk???

Wax Heaven said...

Awesome post, man!

NYBBNUT said...

Hmmm....the NL Central semi-pro division......yawn!!!!!!...will be won by the team least likely to be very mediocre

Bay Rat North West said...

P-P-P-Pedro and the DL.

Can you say Braves win? Cause the non-Yankee New York team is gonna be watching the Reds in the post season.

NYBBNUT said...

ha ha ha yeah the Redlegs will be playing in the Ohio girls softball playoffs and I'll be watchin' but not the Cincy lads.

Wax Heaven said...

Hey, that's not one of the cards I sent you, is it?