Thanks to The Bench

I learned something today. I was never the greatest at chemistry but I am a quick learner.

Today's lesson was:

Add Jeff Spicoli and a stoner van

with

and you have:
Hey Bud! Let's play ball!

All Kelly needs is a cool diamond and a tasty hot dog.

It looks like Mr. Paris spent a little too much time at the Van Halen concert with Jeff after helping save Brooke Shields from drowning and not enough paying attention to Mr. Hand.